Golden Blunders

By Jonathan Auer and Kenneth Stringfellow

Golden blunders come in pairs,
They`re very unaware
What they know is what they`ve seen.
Education wasn`t fun,
But now that school is done,
Higher learning`s just begun, hey, hey, hey.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time,
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time,
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

Disappointment breeds contempt,
It makes you feel inept,
Never thought you`d feel alone at home.
His and hers forever more,
Throw your freedom out the door
Before you find out what it`s for, hey, hey, hey.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time,
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time,
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

Four weeks seemed like a long time then,
But nine months is longer now.
And even if you never speak again,
You`ve already made the wedding vow.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time, (boy)
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time, (girl)
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

Honeymoons will never start,
Bonds will blow apart
Just as fast as they were made.
Men and women, please, beware,
Don`t pretend you care.
Nothing lasts when nothing`s there, ah-hah-hah.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time, (boy)
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time, (girl)
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time, (boy)
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time, (girl)
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time, (boy)
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.
You`re gonna get in the way at the wrong time, (girl)
You`re gonna mess up things you though you would never.

You`re gonna watch what you say for a long time, (boy)
You`re gonna suffer the guilt forever.