Hopeless

By Joe Walsh and Richard Starkey

When i woke up this morning,
Much to my surprise,
The sun was going down
And i was still alive.

I looked into the mirror
And according to my eyes,
The martians have invaded,
It`s hopeless.

I went to see my doctor
To ask him what to do
Depending on the diagnosis.

I said, "doc, i`m seeing double,
And how are both of you?"
No cause for alarm, it`s hopeless.

You don`t stand a chance, it`s hopeless.
Ev`rybody dance!

Well, there`s paradise and doomsday,
It depends on which comes first.
There`s inner peace through meditation.

There`s optimists and pessimists,
I don`t know which is worse,
But the yogi mow mow, but the yogi mow mow,
It`s hopeless.

The solution has been dissolved,
The crisis has been resolved.
There`s no need to change your plans,
It`s a hopeless situation.

For tomorrow is another day,
And ev`rything will be okay.
And by the way, it`s hopeless.
(hopeless)