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By Hoyt Axton Huh-huh! Huh-huh (Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah) (Aye-aye-aye-aye) A lady that i know just came from columbia, She smiled because i did not understand. Then she held out some marijuana, ha ha! She said it was the best in all the land. And i said, "no, no, no, no, i don`t smoke it no more, I`m tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door." (ah-ah-aye-aye) A woman that i know just came from majorca, spain, She smiled because i did not understand. (parazzi! Parazzi!) (ole!) Then she held out a ten pound bag of cocaine, She said it was the finest in the land. And i said, "no, no, no, no, i don`t sniff it no more, I`m tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door." (aye-aye-aye-aye) (aye-aye-aye-aye) (aye-aye-aye-aye) (aye-aye-aye) A man that i know just came from nashville, tennessee, oo, (oh no!) He smiled because i did not understand. Then he held out some moonshine whiskey, oh ho, He said it was the best in all the land. (and he wasn`t joking!!!) And i said, "no, no, no, no, i don`t drink it no more, I`m tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door." Well, i said, "no, no, no, no, i can`t take it no more, I`m tired of waking up on the floor. No, thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze, And then it makes it hard to find the door." Hey yeh! "i`ll just have another drink, barman, have you got a large brandy?" |