Them Kinda Monkeys Can`t Swing

By Holder & Lea

Everywhere has a wheeler an` dealer
Raised in the back streets of town
Everywhere has a spieler who`s a clown

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Them kinda monkeys can`t swing
And them birdies can`t sing
If them pigs could fly
Maybe they`d fly away from me

Every haunt has a hustler an` bustler
Born with the tongue of a snake
Everyhaunt has a muscler on the make

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Everywhere has a ducker an` diver
Doin` his best to impress
Everywhere has a sciver in a mess

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Every place has a joker at poker
Born with a marked deck of cards
Every place has a smoker in the yard

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