I Bought The Mississippi River

(Ron Mael)

I bought the Mississippi River
Of course that don`t include the towns
or the people
around the Mississippi
Well, to cinch the deal the man threw
in a boat with crew
and then I knew I`d better grab that
river fast
It wouldn`t last
They never do, they never do
It wouldn`t last, last, last

So now I own the Mississippi
I couldn`t decide if I should leave it there
or lug it out West with me
The best thing was to think about it,
not to make a move I might regret
cause then I`d have to have the
Mississippi sent back East, complete
with boat and crew
That wouldn`t do, do, do

It`s mine, all mine
(You know, it`s yours, all yours)
It`s mine, all mine
(You know, it`s yours, all yours)

Do rivers ever need companions
Should I enquire if the Seine is
available, yeah, I would rather have
a classy little Frenchy than a Nile or
a Tybo, oh
Now wait a minute, how about the
Amazon, now that could be real fun
For Mississippi, for Mississippi,
for Mississippi, My Mississippi

I hope that I didn`t make an error
I hope this ain`t a lot more trouble
than it`s all really worth