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(Ron & Russell Mael) Well, I married a Martian And boy, am I sorry Well, she came down from the sky She couldn`t stand the attitude there She took human form, not bad She seemed different She had a European flair And I said, "where you from?" And she said, she said, "I`m from Mars" I married a Martian Her loving is different Viva la diff=E9rence Every, every night I married a Martian I took her to Vegas I dressed her in ermine She had the time of her life Though she called me Mister Right I could sense something was wrong She was hardly home at all She`d keep telling me She was doing studies of Earth She had tendencies to flirt And it really did hurt me I married a Martian Boy, am I sorry I don`t recommend it To anyone in their right mind I married a Martian I think I see changes I know I see changes She doesn`t look like our kind Her arms, her legs, Were growing and growing Her form, once thin, Was changing, was changing I can`t describe The changes, so gruesome She looked, she seemed So Martian I married a Martian I`m going to Vegas It isn`t for pleasure I`m getting a quickie divorce I married a Martian Boy, am I sorry I don`t recommend it To anyone in their right mind I married a Martian Who was I kidding She only had loved me `Cause I was the first guy she saw I married a Martian And now it is over Go back to your cronies Back to your own form of life I married a Martian They`re good in the movies Dramatic potential But they`re not so hot in real life |