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A lady gets a lotta things She gets a 20 carat ring She gets the alimony too She gets to look good in the nude But there`s one place where they`ve been whipped Between the nose and upper lip M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache One hundred hairs make a man I tried a handlebar design My Fu Manchu was real fine My Ronald Colman made `em blink My Pancho Villa made `em think But when I trimmed `em real small My Jewish friends would never call M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache One hundred hairs make a man They call me sir, and that ain`t bad Sometimes they think that I`m my Dad And women flirt and you can bet They like that tickle that they get The only time I feel bad Is when the guess the lunch I`ve had M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache One hundred hairs make a man |