Pineapple

(Ron Mael)

Tropical air helps us harvest all year
And serves to promote the vitamin C content
In turn yielding greater demand

Pineapple: Got to send a case to the city jail
The warden likes it because it won`t conceal
Any sort of handmade weapons
That are baked right into their buns
And the taste is delectable
But won`t the prisoners hit the table and shout
Pineapple, pineapple, pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide

Got a contract for all of the schools
They will use it for all of their meals
Sure, the kids will throw it real far
`Cause it ain`t a milk chocolate bar
But you know it don`t stain so bad
But won`t the fling it at a friend and then shout
Pineapple: tastes too healthy to me
Pineapple: it`s filled with vitamin C
Pineapple: fulfills every need
Pineapple: to all the ships at sea
Pineapple: for the English at tea
Pineapple: to the Siamese twins
Pineapple: to heal those who have sinned
Ship some to the Alpine skiing team
The coach won`t have to worry `bout the calories
Sure it ain`t strudel (they`re nice)
But it helps your balance on ice
Puts you back on the winning trail

But don`t the players moan and groan and then shout:
Pineapple: we get it every old night
Pineapple: but we`re winning all right
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: shares are gonna divide
Pineapple: if in us you confide
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: upward trends are forseen
Pineapple: so invest in Big P
Pineapple fulfills every need
Pineapple: and the tins can be used
Pineapple: for anything that you choose
Pineapple, pineapple

We`ll jet you there, breathe the Hawaiian air
Where hula is life, and luaus are for the wife
So visit our factory soon