Please, Baby, Please

(Ron & Russell Mael)

I don`t know why you treat me this way
I`m a sensitive guy and I`m really in pain
But you`re cool to the point of saying "no dice"
Well, I`ll never accept it, never accept it
Just think it over tonite
Just think it over for one more nite (oh)

Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better
Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better

I`ve been making a fool of myself
As the corniest guy in all of L.A.
Sending flowers and candy, the things I detest
But I gotta impress you, gotta impress you
All the things that I`ve tried
Are all the things that I once despised (oh)

Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better
Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better

No one`s worth all the stuff I go through
Only you, only you, only you, only you
You no speakee the language when I get near
And I`m losin` it fast, I`m gettin` weird

Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better
Please baby please
Can`t ya treat me better