Pretending To Be Drunk

(Ron & Russell Mael)

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A little change in character, pretending to be drunk
You think I am weak and feeble
You think I`m a bore
When you drag me to a party
Soon I`m out the door
Next time I`ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk
A bit of "I have lived and loved", I`m pretending to be drunk
You say I could use some swagger
You say toughen up
I am rigid as a board
You tell me loosen up
I`m so loose and I`m so tough
That I can barely move
That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk

You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk
I`ve lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk
You an take me to the soiree
And be proud of me
Everyone will be impressed
I`ll pas out on you knee
Now I am so continental, they think that it`s nice
Think I`ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life

That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk