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(Ron & Russell Mael) That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk A little change in character, pretending to be drunk You think I am weak and feeble You think I`m a bore When you drag me to a party Soon I`m out the door Next time I`ll portray a suave sophisticated hunk That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk A bit of "I have lived and loved", I`m pretending to be drunk You say I could use some swagger You say toughen up I am rigid as a board You tell me loosen up I`m so loose and I`m so tough That I can barely move That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk You notice a transformation, pretending to be drunk I`ve lost all my inhibitions, pretending to be drunk You an take me to the soiree And be proud of me Everyone will be impressed I`ll pas out on you knee Now I am so continental, they think that it`s nice Think I`ll pretend to be drunk for the rest of my life That is what I had intended, pretending to be drunk |