Tarzan And Jane


There`s a riot in Room 42
It was chemistry, now it`s a zoo
And they kicked out the teacher, Miss Prune
Tuned the heat up to one hundred two

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Now they`re ripping their shirts and their tights
Now they`re swinging from flourescent lights
Look at Bob, he was getting straight A`s
Who`s he carrying `round on his face

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Now they`ve called in the men wearing blue
There`s a cameraman from Channel 2
On the news at eleven does Edgar Rice Burroughs
Get royalties on local news

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane

Well, tomorrow at 7:04
As the principal says "shut the door"
They`ll be 25 Tarzan and 25 Janes
And a chimp from Zoology 4

Tarzan and Jane
Tarzan and Jane