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(Ron & Russel Mael) I`ve got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen She`s 90 and you`re a teen I`m trying to cheer you up Don`t be so mean, don`t be so mean Crach, bam, now you`re looking good Tip Top, now you`re feeling good Once more, here`s your Aunt Maureen Don`t you feel good, don`t you feel good Chorus: Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don`t see in magazines Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don`t see on T.V. screens Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens Wake up to music And say you`re too sick to go to work Soon, you will lose all your zits Tight sweaters no longer fit Jetsetters will make their pitch I told you so, I told you so Chorus Don`t eat that ice cream It is vanilla Give it to me Don`t eat that pastry What`s in the middle Give it to me Don`t eat that burger Has it got mayonnaise Give it to me Keep that mystique up And wear a "D" cup No matter what Don`t eat no curry Before a very Important date Do I look so knowing and old and wise Maby it`s those Dacron ties How come you keep asking me For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens Crach, bam, now you`re looking good Tip Top, now you`re feeling good Once more, here`s your Aunt Maureen Don`t you feel good, don`t you feel good Chorus |