Tits

(Ron Mael)

Harry, it`s good of you to stay
Hear every word I say
And not just duck away

God, these drinks are something warm and watered down
Barkeep, how `bout some ice
Hey, Harry sit back down
Say, that little thing there`s fine from behind

They all look good after three or four,
So drink Harry, drink Harry,
Drink `til you can`t see no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink `til you can`t see no more

For months, for years,
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he`ll grow

Harry, it`s really rough at home
I`ve caught her on the phone
Hey, who`s that on the phone?
Oh, that`s no one dear,
The standard sort of line
Harry, you know me well,
You know that I`m not blind
Hey, you ain`t been drinking
Don`t you know I`m buying?

They all taste good after three or four
So drink Harry, drink Harry, drink `til you can`t drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink `til you can`t drink no more

How well I know
Tits were only there for fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he`ll grow

God, the room is spinning round
Hey, drive me home old pal
God, you sure get around
Harry, I know it`s you who`s breaking up my home
Harry, don`t say a word, just drop me off at home
Harry, forgive me Harry, let`s have just one more

It`s all so good after three or four
It`s all so good after three or four
It`s all so good after three or four

So let`s drink Harry, drink `til we can`t drink no more
of anything, no more of anything
Drink Harry, drink Harry, drink `til we can`t drink no more

How well I know
Tits were once a source of fun and games at home
And now she says, tits are only there to feed our little Joe
So that he`ll grow into a man

So let`s drink Harry, drink `til we can`t see no more, etc